Truyện Cười Kiểu Mỹ
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Lời mở đầu
Vì đây là truyện cười kiểu Mỹ nên phải giữ nguyên bản tiếng Anh cho ý nghĩa được trọn vẹn…
– BXC
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1. A maintenance issue!
A man called the hotel manager. He said, “Come up quickly, I fought with my wife, and now she wants to throw herself out the window!”
The manager replied: “Sir, this is a personal matter and we can’t get involved. I can call security…”
The man interrupted: “No, this is a maintenance issue. The window won’t open!”
2. Good advice
A doctor and a lawyer love the same girl. Every day, the doctor brought her roses, while the lawyer got her an apple. Without fail. One day, the girl decides to ask the lawyer: “Why the apples?”
The lawyer replies: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
3. You don’t even know the way to the post office!
Little Johnny was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?”
Little Johnny replied: “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked little Johnny kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to heaven.”
Little Johnny replied with a chuckle: “Aww! C’mon; you don’t even know the way to the post office!?”
4. Good sayings.
Lady lawyer: “If a man behaves after marriage the way he behaved before marriage, there wouldn’t be any divorces at all.”
Male lawyer: “And if a woman behaved before marriage the way she behaves after marriage, there wouldn’t be any marriages at all.”
5. A sweet revenge.
Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush!”
6. A driving lesson!
… Wife at her Driving test.
Instructor: “You are driving down the road, you see your husband and Brother cross from opposite lanes, what will you ‘hit’ first?”
Wife: “My husband!”
Instructor: “This is the 3rd time I’m telling you Ma’am, you hit the brakes first!”
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12/30/2025